Are Logano’s Parents suing J.G.R.?
It was announced today that the Parents of Joey Logano are thinking of suing J.G.R.. Seems young Joey told his Parents that he had a part time job with Home Depot but forgot to tell them that the job was driving a race car. Joey had told his Parents that he would work on weekends and try to save money for a promise ring for his Girlfriend. He also told them that he would stay with a friend on the weekends to save money on gas by not coming home every night. His Parents thought it was a very good idea. Seems Mom found out as one of her friends came over on Monday Morning with the sports page and lo and behold there was a picture of young Joey surrounded by scantily clad show girls. Mom went upstairs and demanded an explanation of the picture. Joey told mom that he had gotten a promotion at work and they were just publicity photos. She kind of had an idea that something was up when two weeks ago he came home with a bruise on his neck and said that he had a slight accident at work while driving a C.O.T. and bumped a wall. At first mom thought it was a hickey from his Girlfriend but thought about it and believed his story. He told her a C.O.T was a new vehicle and was still getting used to it, mom thought it was a new kind of Forklift and went along with it for the time being. Mediation is on going and Mom is holding out for a picture of Tony Stewart wearing nothing but old spice, Dad has settled his part and will get free tools as long as Joey is with Home Depot. Mean while Joey is still saving up for that Promise ring for his special girl. And at least one parent will be at every race from now on as Mom doesn’t trust the Little Trollops that hang around the track.
Get real People I thought we could all use a laugh.
Yeah you sure did old fart.
Oh Joey, what a little scamp! What kind of trouble will he get into next?
See kids, that’s what happens when you lie to you mom. You have to lie to cover up a lie, then it snow balls out of control, and pretty soon you’re the young star of a NASCAR team.
The same thing happened to a buddy of mine, except he wound up in Congress.